Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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