did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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