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it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
whose parrot is this?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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