so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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