She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish there were birth control emojis
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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