I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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