I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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