he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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