so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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