We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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