the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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