was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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