So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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