If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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