These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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