I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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