Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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