Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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