I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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