if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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