so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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