I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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