Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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