PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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