By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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