Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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