I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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