hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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