I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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