weddingsv make me drug and hornr
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He passed out mid-signature
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
