I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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