I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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