I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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