..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Randomize