bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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