i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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