To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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