she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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