Apparently you make a good broom.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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