i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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