Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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