Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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