She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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