yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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