It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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