best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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