i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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