Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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