captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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