69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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