i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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