its not stalking. its research.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
