Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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