...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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