I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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