We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
this will be a night to untag.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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