We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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