Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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